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complxlifeofblackbrucewayne:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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freystupid:

I’m so glad 

this infographic exists.

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directoraaronquinn:

The Mystery Gang meets Horror Legends

I wish this was real

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tlm-oof-horror-movie-reviews:

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - RETURN TO HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL

While the original was an entertaining mess filled with terrific performances this is just a mess with horrendous acting and a needlessly overly complicated backstory meant to fit into the previous movie.  It doesn’t.  Not even the great Jeffrey Combs can save this travesty.  There are some good ideas in here but you have to wade through a sea of diseased entrails to get to them.  Kudos for the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ blu-ray. (1/5)

tlm-oof-horror-movie-reviews:

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - [REC]

Vastly superior to the American remake.  Found footage done right with believable characters and an intriguing mythology.  Could be the Spanish-language version of the Exorcist.  Unknown sickness (similar to 28 Days Later's rage virus) infects apartment building and the fire department along with their visiting new reporter arrive.  A taut, suspenseful film that takes an ordinary place and turns it into something completely threatening. (5/5)

The premise of a chemical/biological reason for evil is batshit insane but in the best possible way.  I miss horror movies that took absolutely wonky ideas and ran with them (Prince of Darkness, Re-Animator, From Beyond, Lifeforce).

tlm-oof-horror-movie-reviews:

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Found footage film reveling in low-budget techniques.  That’s not an indictment, that’s a compliment.  While the characters aren’t very likable you do sympathize with them enough to feel something when the activity begins.  Maintains a very nice ominous feel but feels like the makers had to manufacture reasons for the found footage conceit towards the end.  Unfortunate sequel-itis. (2/5)

Sony had my review of ‘Deliver Us From Evil’ pulled due to copyright infringement…I used common Google search result images and nothing branded, I’m not making any money off these reviews, so what’s the problem? Maybe they didn’t like my review?

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