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CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - THE BAY

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Genuinely creepy eco-terror with believable creatures and effects.  Essentially found-footage done right without needless excuses for characters to carry around cameras.  Mix ecological sensationalist terror with body horror and a handful of gore.  (4.5/5)

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - THE ABCS OF DEATH

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Entertaining but inconsistent horror anthology.  Hit or miss virtually all the way through but with enough stand-outs that it tips the balance in its favor.  (2/5)

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - MAMA

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Interesting ghost story shot beautifully but with inconsistent characterization.  Acting is excellent throughout but some of the dialogue and staging could use some work.  Pervasively depressing to the point of near-parody.  Guillermo Del Toro produces a movie you’d expect from Del Toro only slightly worse.  It honestly reminded me of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark as both are such Del Toro movies you wonder why he didn’t make them himself. (2/5)

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - EVIL DEAD (2013)

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Debated whether to include the date after the name as the original is actually titled ‘The Evil Dead’ but decided to err on the side of caution.  Exactly what Fede Alvarez decided not to do with this balls-to-the-wall re-imagining of Sam Raimi’s surprise cult hit.  Gallons of blood and the hardest-R gore I’ve seen since Piranha 3D make up for sometimes glaring plot holes. Wholly entertaining. (5/5)

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - NURSE 3D

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Picture a cross between Showgirls and Basic Instinct with the over-the-top film noir narration of Sin City and you have this gloriously kitschy ode to pulp and violent excess.  Paper thin plot aside it’s fun, delivers the gore goods, and serves up some of the best hard-R nudity since the ‘80’s. (3/5)

CAPSULE MOVIE REVIEWS - MR. JONES

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Twisty, at times maddeningly confusing and obtuse, the film successfully breaks free from its ‘found footage’ presentation and delivers legitimate unease by subverting all expectation.  The ending is suitably nightmarish and chaotic in keeping with the style of the film itself.  One of the few horror films that benefits from a PG-13 rating - without excessive gore or nudity the film relies on paranoia and old-school suspense to get the audience to the mind-bending conclusion. (3/5)

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I’m this many.

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YellowBrickRoad

Directed by Jesse Holland & Andy Mitton

USA, 2010

Review (Out of 10):

3/10

Full Review:

This is a deeply flawed movie. There really isn’t anything I can say that in any way mitigates the pure tedium of this film. As this is only the second horror movie…

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whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

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obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

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HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
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Yay! The first episode of the New Sailor Moon Crystal TV series is available subtitled through VIZ’s Neon Alley!  I strongly advise all fans of the original series to watch it!  The update looks great and although I wish they’d reunited all the old actors, I suppose Kotono Mitsuishi is the most important.

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tunaandgrits:

Ha…
Feeling safer already…

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weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

"I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU WHILE YOU WERE TRAPPED IN THAT WATER BOX HUMAN

HERE

I NUZZLE YOUR FACE TO MARK YOU AS MINE AGAIN”

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