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So my friend and I were laughing about the "Army of Darkness" "Captain Supermarket" Poster...

  • Edward:

    T_T

  • CAPTAIN SUPERMARKET

  • me:

    Captain Supermarket is off today...get me Captain Pastry Shop!

  • me:

    Get me Colonel Laudromat!

  • Major Meat Market!

  • Edward:

    Corporal Car Wash!!!

  • me:

    we could do a whole series of "Main street USA heroes", Private Barber

  • Edward:

    HA

  • me:

    Ensign Best Buy

  • General Dream Machine!

  • Edward:

    Field Marshall Florist!

  • Seargant Schoolhouse!

  • Private Pool Hall!

  • Commodore Athletic Club!

  • General Gas Station!

  • Admiral Bowling Alley!

  • me:

    MAIN STREET ASSEMBLE!

  • Edward:

    "Well FLint, there's just no room for WOMEN in my bowling alley!"

  • MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

  • me:

    Sergeant Smoke Shop!

  • Rear Admiral Restaurant!

  • Lieutenant Light Post

  • Edward:

    Buildings transforming into fat robotic bearded soldiers

  • me:

    Gunney-Sergeant Gazeebo!

  • Edward:

    Staff Sargeant sweatshop!

  • Commander clubhouse!

  • me:

    Quartermaster Quiznos!

  • Man-at-Arms Mail Carrier!

  • Edward:

    Hahaha

  • Sorry Cringer, but I need to read... the mail

  • me:

    Yeoman Yogurt Stand!

  • Edward:

    yeoman?we're running out of names quickly.

  • me:

    Specialist Steak Shop!

  • Warrant Officer Wegmans!

  • Brigadier General Savings Bank!

  • Edward:

    This has to end!

  • I just imagine you insanely typing away with a glazed insane look on your face and military stripe insignias spinningin your eyes like a casino machine

  • me:

    Airman Automat!

  • Edward:

    Pilot Pillowcase

  • me:

    General Garage!

  • Edward:

    HAHAHA weve used General twice already

  • me:

    Seaman Subway!

  • Petty officer Pet shop!

  • Fleet Admiral Flowershop

  • Edward:

    I used flower shop like 10 minutes ago!

  • Now we're going Navy!?

  • me:

    ok,ok,

  • Edward:

    Seaman Subway, that sounds appetizing

  • me:

    I'm all out

  • Edward:

    Of semen!

  • me:

    Purser Pizza Place!

  • Okay, now I'm done.

  • Edward:

    Purser!!!!??!!!

  • Thats the final entry!

  • me:

    Comptroller Convienence Store!

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